Thursday, May 29, 2008

A nasty little apron...

Last month my friend had a birthday and I made her an apron... It is an inside joke that these aprons are best worn alone... so I wrote a little rhyme to get that point across. Aprons are such fun gifts to give and to get. A few people read it and wanted a copy so... here it is. Feel free to borrow it for a girlfriend's birthday or an upcoming bridal shower.



Here is a little birthday gift...
to help you in your life.
It is sometimes really hard-
being a fabulous wife!


The house, the kids, the choas-
you try to be a winner!
Somedays you're just too busy...
Who has the time for dinner?


This is a little helper.
It will work with your man!
Just wear this and nothing else-
Don't touch a pot or pan!


He'll come home wanting-
something really good to eat.
Instead...you'll have all dished up-
His very favorite treat!

13 comments:

Tiburon said...

How cute is that?!?!
VERY CREATIVE!

Mike said...

I don't get it. What did he have instead of dinner?

Tanja said...

Fun, now I just need to get me an apron!

MiaKatia said...

Tee hee hee!

Jori said...

You are SO clever! You just gave me an idea for my new apron.;)

Holly said...

How did I miss this post? That is the cutest poem? Do you sell these aprons? Very talented!

gina bina said...

Cute! I'm totally going to use this someday...

Merrianne & Spencer said...
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simply kris said...

that is AWESOME! you have posted my very favorite poem today. (ok. there weren't any other contenders, but WHO CARES??!?!?) xxoo, kris

harshsingal said...

naughty you(the poem).. hee hee hee

Merrianne & Spencer said...

I had to snatch that & put it on my blog :)

www.ourownfamilyadventures.blogspot.com

Cole said...

I love it! That is so great! If only I had an apron to try it out with...... :)

Cole said...

Heels, heels have got to be a plus, really high ones, that way you can't run as fast :)